o there's this chick, right? She's old, say 60 years old and she just got married for the fourth time. On the night of her wedding, as she and her new husband are in their honeymoon suite, she says: "Be gentle with me. I'm still a virgin."

"What?" the new husband asks, incredulous, "How can you be a virgin? You've been married three times."

"Well," explains the geriatric newlywed, "my first husband was a psychologist. All he ever wanted to do was talk about sex. Then, I married a gynecologist. He only wanted to look at it. Next, I married a stamp collector. All he wanted to do was... oh, God, do I miss him..."

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