ne bright day, a rabbit is running through the forest. He comes across a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says to the deer, "Don't do that! Come running with me. It's much more fun." The deer thinks for a moment and then takes off with the rabbit.

The two running herbivores soon come to an elephant doing coke. "Come running with us, Mr. Elephant," says the rabbit. "It will make you feel so much better!" The elephant decides to join the fun.

Next the animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say a word, the lion knocks him unconscious with a swift swipe of the claws.

"Why would you do that?" exclaims the deer. "He's trying to help us!"

The lion replies, "That fucker makes me run around the goddamn forest like a chode every time he takes Ecstasy!"

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