pregnant woman goes to her doctor for a checkup. This is her first child, so she's a bit nervous and quite clueless. The obstetrician does his usual tests and after the exam, the woman turns to the doctor shly. "My husband wanted me to ask you something..." she began.

"Don't worry," the old doctor smiled reassuringly, "I get this question all of the time. Sex is just fine until late in the pregnancy."

The pregnant woman shakes her head, "No, that's not it." She blushes. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

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