fter the morning mass, two nuns are chatting.
"I was cleaning Father Obediah's room a few days ago," whispers the first conspiratorially, "and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Heavens no!" gasps the second penguin in alarm. "But what did you do, Sister Mary Margaret?"
"Well," explains the first nun, "I took all the condoms and poked holes in them with a sewing needle."
"Oh, fuck!" says the second nun.
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