young woman walks into a supermarket and buys the following: one bar of soap, one toothbrush, one tube of toothpaste, one loaf of bread, one pint of milk, one apple, one banana, one orange, one plum, one peach, one grapefruit, one tomato, one head of lettuce, one samosa, one muesli bar, one pie, one frozen dinner, one frozen pizza.

As she approaches the regist, the checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "single, huh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"

And he says, "Because you're fucking ugly."

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