ne Sunday morning, during his sermon, a preacher says to his flock, "The Good Book covers everything in life. I challenge any one of your to name a subject that I cannot find in Bible."

Some chick sitting in a pew in the back raises her hand after some thought, "What about PMS?"

The preacher is a bit taken aback. To buy some time, he flips through the Bible, praying for guidance. At last, a passage catches his eye. "Oh, here it is," he says, "'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

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