tired trucker stops at an all-night diner for a short break. He goes to the bathroom and enters a stall, preparing for a nice long session of rectal relief. After a few minutes he hears a voice from the next stall, “Hello?” it says. The trucker is a bit confused, after a second he hears the voice say “How are you doing?”

The burly truck driver figures what the hell and replies: “I’m doing fine, how about yourself?”

“Not too shabby,” comes the reply from under the stall wall and then, “What are you up to?”

The guy is a bit taken aback, but then he tells his new potty buddy “I’m taking a shit.”

Then the voice says, “Can I call you back? The guy in the next stall thinks I’m talking to him.”

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